Who: Paulie, Iceburg, and NPCed Sebastian (Iceburg's secretary)
When: Monday, June 08
Where: Iceburg's Office
What: Paulie gets up the nerves to confess to Iceburg.

( Paulie knew he was a coward. )

I would have posted about this last night after work, but I was busy. I was washing my clothes and there was a really stubborn stain in my underwear that wouldn't come out - I have to wash them by hand so it took a really

You guys really didn't need to know that.

ANYWAY.

So, I played the truth or dare game a few days ago, and yesterday I finally got around to doing the dares I got. Except for the ones involving naked chicks - like hell I'm going to do that something like that, you perverts!!

To prove I did it, I got some of the guys to take pictures.

( Laugh and Ill kick your ass )

Who: Paulie and Iceburg
When: Night of Tuesday, May 19th
Where: Paulie's shitty, tiny, apartment
What: Paulie talking to Iceburg and getting over his angst, sorta.

( TL;DR: Iceburg made Paulie realize he needs to suck it up and be a man. )

We got a new secretary today. Sixth one since the beginning of the year.

Damnit, it's like there isn't a decent Secretary on the entire island! They're all fucking incompetent and dress so SHAMELESSLY! What the hell is wrong with all these women!?

I'm just glad that I could convince Iceburg-san to hire a man for a Secretary this time. I bet this guy'll do 10 times better than the others we've had - and he won't be dressed like a street walker.


But, anyway, I see a bunch of other people have been turned into women like Kyo did! Crap, I'm glad Iceburg-san decided to put a hold on the fruit for now. He's been really busy talkin to fruit guys about it for the last few days. Anyone here know anything else about them? Has anything else happened other than turning into women?

I'm just glad I've been keeping away from fruit, that's for sure. I wouldn't want to end up like some of you guys. I mean, I feel for you and all, but at least ONE of you turned into a pretty UGLY LADY. Seriously, you look RIDICULOUS! If I wasn't too busy LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I'd almost feel sorry for you!

yeah right, like I'd feel sorry for you, asshole

Who: Paulie and Iceburg
What: Iceburg's banana is slapped, and Fruits are temporarily banned from W7
When: May 6th Afternoon
Where: Water 7

( cut for log )

Who: Paulie and Iceburg

What: Paulie finding out he doesn't owe the loan sharks in W7 anymore and gets drunk in celebration.

When: Evening of the 27th

Where: Water 7

( Paulie's sold his soul to Reborn now, hasn't he? )

So I've been pretty busy the last few days in the shipyard and haven't had time to really get online.

Anyway, a buddy of mine down at the bar told me about this website on the internet -- did you guys know you could play poker on the internet??  Hell if I did!  I mean, I like a good game down at the bar with some buddies as much as the next guy - but sometimes I'd like to play a game without some stinking bastard CHEATING!

Hope I figure out how to get this site to work soon.. I'm feeling real lucky right now!!  Maybe I've had a bit of a bad streak lately, but I swear it's because SOMEONE is always CHEATING.

Anyone here ever try one of these sites before?  Anyone know how to get this damn thing to work?





Oh, and, uh - if I said anything weird to you the other day... just forget I ever said it, alright?

Good evening,

Please allow me to introduce myself a little. I am a friend of Paulie, or riggingsnropes as many of you must know him by. I would like to notify all who might be on Paulie's friends list, or following his posts, that he will not be returning tonight due to his dilerious state. He has somehow become ill and reduced to this state because of my carelessness.

I noticed he was not quite himself earlier today, however I did not take measures to see if he was alright because I thought he was just angry and having a bad day. Now that I know that he was falling ill, I regret telling him to cool down during that time.

I will be seeing that he is nursed back to health. I do appologize if this has caused anyone to worry for him.

Sincerely,

A friend

Wh osays i cshould care?  I don't care an that s a problem?  I got beterr thins to do y ou know1 better thigns, important things!  like icare about it anymore than bulls walk on alnd.  wh y should i?  Wh yshould I?  Fuck cooling down

so waht?


I'm gonna coo ldown.

You knwo what?  five years is a shit long! can't jsut throw it away!1 liek hell hearltess shtis can

who cares!


Who cares if i care? sowaht? you can't jsut stop because

Iceburg-san thought it'd be a good idea for me to figure out this internet thing, email, and whatever else.  I don't really get the point, but you know - Iceburg-san suggested it, so it doesn't hurt to try it out, right?

But I gotta make this short - I'm on break and I don't wanna take too long.

I'm Paulie, Vice President of the Galley La Company in Water Seven!